im laughing so hard my legs look like chicken drumsticks
what i mean by this is that i am laughing because my legs look like chicken drumsticks. they do not look like that as an effect of my laughing
(via puppymother)
lol wanting to be them
(via ickywithav)
(via arethestarsstillshining)
Americans, don’t forget to set your clocks back an hour on Sunday. And don’t forget to not set your country back 50 years on Tuesday.
(via summerechoes)
- Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
- Me: gets in bed
- Me: how was earth created
- Me: who made microwaves
- Me: how does the interenet even work
- Me: I'm hungry
- Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
- Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- Me: too wired to sleep.
6 months ago on November 02, 2012 at 09:58pm
(via filthy-souls)
You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.
Marilyn Manson (via filthy-souls)
(via filthy-souls)
realizing that he’s called Eminem because his initials are M.M. while on your deathbed
arE YOU FUCKING WITH M E RIGHT NOW IS THAT REALLY WHY HES CALLED EMINEM IM GOING TO SHIT THE FUCKING BED
(via thesulfurandthesea)
7 months ago on October 15, 2012 at 12:14am
